In the 2028 Los Angeles Olympic Games, squash and flag football will be added.

  China News Service, Los Angeles, October 16 th, 2028 Los Angeles Olympic Games will add five major events: baseball/softball, cricket, stick tennis, squash and flag football. Among them, squash and flag football are included in the Olympic Games for the first time.

  On the 16th, the 141st plenary session of the International Olympic Committee held in Mumbai, India, voted to adopt the proposal of adding the above five sports to the 2028 Los Angeles Olympic Games.

  International Olympic Committee President Bach said that the choice of these five new sports is in line with American sports culture. While bringing international sports to the United States, it also shows the world the iconic sports of the United States. The participation of these sports will make the Los Angeles Olympic Games unique, and will make the Olympic movement related to the new athletes and fans in the United States and even the world.

  Kathy wasserman, Chairman of the Organizing Committee for the 2028 Los Angeles Olympic Games, said that she believed that we would have the opportunity to create the most remarkable Olympic Games for the world in Los Angeles, which would bring great opportunities to enlarge the story of the Olympic Games and attract new audiences.

  Baseball/softball, cricket and stick tennis were all Olympic events, and squash and flag football were included in the Olympic events for the first time.

  Pierre Troche, president of the International American Football League, said that this is an important moment for our sports, and I believe that flag football will bring an exciting new level to the Olympic Games.

  Zina Wooldridge, president of the World Squash Federation, said that she was extremely happy that squash was selected for the 2028 Olympic Games. Squash is a dynamic, diverse and competitive sport, which is very suitable for the Olympic Games. We look forward to being a part of the unparalleled Olympic experience. (End)

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Mayor Gong Zheng met with the Ethiopian Mayor Group to promote exchanges and understanding between Shanghai and major cities in Ethiopia.

Gong Zheng, Mayor of Shanghai met today (19th) with a delegation of Ethiopian mayors led by Adani Che Abbebe, mayor of Addis Ababa, Ethiopia and member of the Executive Committee of Prosperity Party.

龚正说,当前,我们正贯彻落实习近平主席考察上海重要讲话精神,聚焦建设“五个中心”重要使命,加快建成具有世界影响力的社会主义现代化国际大都市。上海重视与埃塞俄比亚的友好往来,愿在两国领导人的共同指引下,为推动中埃塞关系发展发挥更大作用。希望以共建“一带一路”高质量发展为契机,深化经贸与投资合作,热忱欢迎埃塞俄比亚企业参加明年进博会,我们将继续支持上海企业到埃塞俄比亚投资兴业,希望埃塞方为中国企业提供良好营商环境。我们也愿分享城市治理、城市更新等方面的经验,与亚的斯亚贝巴市等埃塞俄比亚各大城市加强交流互鉴,加强旅游合作,增进相互了解。

阿贝贝说,我们一直赞叹于中国及上海在经济社会发展上取得的巨大成就。两国双边关系不断深化,成为中非合作、南南合作的典范。希望与上海建立更紧密的合作交流关系,学习借鉴上海经验与模式,期待上海支持我们推进能力建设,助力技术创新,发展职业教育,推动经济社会发展,更好造福双方人民。亚的斯亚贝巴市是非洲门户城市,也是旅游胜地,希望通过双方共同努力,把两市关系推向新的高度。

埃塞俄比亚驻华大使塔费拉·德贝·伊马姆参加会见。

40 super funny jokes that make you laugh. Collect them quickly.

  1. A friend was drunk and took a taxi, holding his head, and said to the driver, Master, slow down, I am milk tea, and I am going to spill it.

2. "How to take a taxi at night?"

"Didi played it."

"Just say it, why did you sing it?"

3. The son asked his mother: Why can’t the flame of the candle stop? Mom said: Because this is the spirit boy.

I farted so loudly because I was wearing pants.

5. Xiaohong: Have you ever eaten booger? Xiaoming: Who eats that salty stuff?

6. Playing chess with Grandpa Park, the young man said to Grandpa, "Grandpa, your car is gone." Grandpa said, "no culture, right? This is called J."
The young man said, "Grandpa, your electric door is gone."

7. My father is a persistent person. He once rode a bicycle. I sat in the back and got stuck in the wheel. He stood up and pedaled when he couldn’t move. I said in a hurry, "Dad, stop pedaling …" My father said, "It’s okay, Dad is energetic!

8. When I was a child, I often farted because my stomach was bad. One night, I slept at my grandmother’s house and suddenly farted for about three or four seconds. Then my grandmother told me to open the door quickly. Your uncle came back on a motorcycle.

9. One day, I saw an old man carrying a lot of things. I wanted to go up and help. I wanted to say, Grandpa, let me help you carry things, but I was very excited. I accidentally said it was an old thing, and Grandpa helped you carry it.

10. I went on a blind date some time ago. The girl was as beautiful as the photo. We had a good chat. Suddenly, the girl said shyly, Uncle, hasn’t your son come yet?

11. Grandma’s dog for ten years died, and she was very sad. In order to comfort grandma, I don’t know how to think, and I started barking at night. Later, grandma asked someone to perform an exorcism on me.

12. Mulan joined the army for her father. One day, she missed her mother so much that she embroidered her mother’s appearance on the cloth with a needle in the camp. When a soldier saw it, he said to Mulan, Show your mother?

13. One day, when my husband got on the plane, he quickly sent a short message to his wife saying: Wife, I boarded the plane. Soon I received a short message from my wife: "Long live my emperor! Long live my emperor!"

14. Kenny Lin’s younger brother is called Lin Cache, his younger sister is installed by Lin, and his older sister is downloaded by Lin.

15. I wanted to eat puffs today, but I found them squashed. My mother said I couldn’t eat them because he was a flat puff.

16. "What did I do wrong to come to this school?"

"You did the wrong question."

17. You can’t hide your love. Even if you hide in the closet, your husband will find you.

18. Going to find a place to have lunch, my friend happened to have an urgent need to urinate. Then he saw a family with a toilet and strode in. He pointed to the toilet among many diners and said, "There is a toilet here, so let’s eat here.

19. security diary: March 20, sunny, looking forward to you.

Say "good morning, Bao"

Instead of "good morning, security"

20. I’m in a bad mood, and I’m going to delete a few Wechat business to let them know that the road to starting a business is not smooth sailing.

21. I don’t even dare to wear a red scarf when I am fat, for fear that I will become like QQ.

22. We once had an English class, and the English teacher read a model essay. The class was quite quiet. When I read a sentence similar to Hi~Siri and then read on, suddenly a sentence floated out of the classroom: I don’t understand what you are saying.

23. The headmaster said that last year’s cleaning was a senior one, and this year it’s the turn of senior two.

24. Teacher: "Fish, you did so well in this exam, to be honest! Whose did you copy? " Fish: "Teacher, I copied mussels." Teacher: "You are awesome!"

25. Just arrived in Tik Tok, the blogger’s calligraphy is ugly. One comment said: Come and have a barbecue with me! I think you’re okay with the sauce.

26. One day I was having dinner when the light went out. It turned out to be a power failure. I wanted to finish my meal first, so I yanked two mouthfuls of rice and the sudden light came on. Is this the lesbian energy?

27. Xiaohong and Xiaoming meet in the school grove every day, and then they have a concussion together.

28. An American was in a hurry to urinate, so he became Jiang Guo.

29. Killing Matt Hadron died, and his mother’s white-haired people sent red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple people.

30. A chameleon was exhausted when crossing the zebra crossing.

He left his hometown that year, and the villagers never drank a well water again.

32. Xiaohong and Xiaoming fell in love, and the whole village came to salvage it.

33. On the day when Tang Priest first met Pig Man, Tang Priest said, "Bajie, run twice to show your teacher. After running, Pig Bajie asked, Master, do you want to test my physical strength? Tang Priest answered: I have never eaten pork for many years as a monk, and I just want to see pigs run.

34. Xiaoming ate Mapo tofu and was stabbed to death by Mapo.

35. I licked my finger, and then I was crying.

36. He bought it and made a dash for the door. Since then, there has been no door at home.

37. "Son, will you go home for dinner?" I said I’d be right back. As a result, my mother said to my father on the other end of the phone, "Husband, don’t feed the leftovers to the dog yet, and my son will go home for dinner."

38. One day, Piggy had a dream that she had become a sailor. Mother Piggy said, "Children, dreams are all the opposite." Sure enough, when the pig grows up, it becomes ham.

39. Buy horses in the east market, saddle tanning in the west market, bridle in the south market and whip in the north market. General: Ben Lan, are you disguised as a man? Mulan: How did you find it? General: Straight men don’t go to four markets in a row to buy this thing.

40. I took my boyfriend to the open-air dance floor to dance. He couldn’t jump and sat on the stool next to him eating melon seeds. Later, a girl walked up to him and extended her hand to invite him to dance. I saw with my own eyes that the idiot gave the woman a handful of melon seeds.


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