Public Welfare Sports Lottery Helps the Common Prosperity Shaoxing Sports Lottery New Year Gifts Delivered Non-stop.

"Big lotto, Longteng good luck!" On the occasion of the Spring Festival, Shaoxing Sports Lottery has prepared thousands of New Year gift packages for lottery buyers who support public welfare sports lottery.

Activity 1: From the 24012 issue, which was put on sale on January 25th, to the 24017 issue, which was opened on February 7th, anyone who bought a lottery ticket in any sports lottery store in this city by means of "one ticket and ten bets" and won 15 yuan or above in a single ticket and note can go to 175 designated sports lottery stores nearby during the activity time, and receive a Shaoxing lottery ticket after completing the regular redemption.
Copies, first come, first served, while stocks last.

Activity 2: During the activity, if you buy a sports lottery and win a prize of 10,000 yuan or more in a single ticket, the lottery buyers who go to the city center to redeem the prize will even have a surprise gift package with unlimited quantity. For details, please consult the physical stores of sports lottery in Shaoxing area.

In recent years, Shaoxing Sports Lottery has made use of its brand influence, the advantages in number of channels and the uniqueness of gameplay to empower Shaoxing rural revitalization projects and fulfill its social responsibility of "co-enriching Zhejiang and sharing sports lottery".

The highest temperature in North China and other places today is above 35℃, or the hot weather will end the day after tomorrow.

  Cctv newsAccording to the website of the Central Meteorological Observatory, the high temperature and dry hot wind weather in Huanghuai, North China continued to develop. From 28th to 29th, the highest temperature in North China, Huanghuai, northern Jianghan and other places is generally above 35℃. Among them, the highest temperature in some areas of Beijing, southern Hebei, most of Henan, northern and western Shandong, northwestern Hubei and other places can reach 37 ~ 39℃ during the day on 28th. The Central Meteorological Observatory continued to issue a high-temperature yellow warning at 06: 00 on May 28. Affected by this, there will be mild to severe dry hot wind weather in parts of central and southern North China and northern Huanghuai. Affected by cold air, the high temperature range and intensity will be significantly reduced from the 30th, and the high temperature weather will end.

  There is strong precipitation in the eastern part of Hainan Island. Affected by the cloud system outside the tropical disturbance system, it is predicted that there will be moderate to heavy rain (25 ~ 40mm) in some parts of eastern Hainan Island from 28th to 29th, and some parts will be accompanied by strong convective weather such as short-term heavy precipitation.

  Future specific forecast

  From 08: 00 on the 28th to 08: 00 on the 29th, there were moderate rains and local heavy rains in parts of northern and southeastern Tibet, southern and eastern Qinghai, northwestern Heilongjiang, central Inner Mongolia, northern Hebei, western Yunnan, southern Sichuan and southeastern Hainan Island. There are 4 to 6 winds in most parts of Inner Mongolia, the western and northern parts of Northeast China, and the northern part of North China (see Figure 2).

  From 08: 00 on the 29th to 08: 00 on the 30th, there was moderate rain in parts of northwestern Heilongjiang, eastern Sichuan Plateau, southeastern Tibet, western Yunnan, eastern Hainan Island and eastern Taiwan Province. There are 4 ~ 5 winds in most parts of Inner Mongolia and parts of northern Heilongjiang (see Figure 3).

  From 08: 00 on the 30th to 08: 00 on the 31st, there was moderate rain in parts of Ili Valley in Xinjiang, western and southern Qinghai, central and eastern Tibet, southern Sichuan Plateau, central Chongqing and western Yunnan. There are 4 ~ 5 winds in parts of eastern Inner Mongolia and western Heilongjiang (see Figure 4).

  Influence and concern

  1. Pay attention to the adverse effects of high temperature weather in Huanghuai and other places in North China and dry hot wind weather in winter wheat areas.

  2. Pay attention to the adverse effects of strong convective weather such as local wind and hail in North China on agricultural production on 28th and 29th.

  3. Pay attention to the local heavy rainfall and its adverse effects in Hainan Island.

40 super funny jokes that make you laugh. Collect them quickly.

  1. A friend was drunk and took a taxi, holding his head, and said to the driver, Master, slow down, I am milk tea, and I am going to spill it.

2. "How to take a taxi at night?"

"Didi played it."

"Just say it, why did you sing it?"

3. The son asked his mother: Why can’t the flame of the candle stop? Mom said: Because this is the spirit boy.

I farted so loudly because I was wearing pants.

5. Xiaohong: Have you ever eaten booger? Xiaoming: Who eats that salty stuff?

6. Playing chess with Grandpa Park, the young man said to Grandpa, "Grandpa, your car is gone." Grandpa said, "no culture, right? This is called J."
The young man said, "Grandpa, your electric door is gone."

7. My father is a persistent person. He once rode a bicycle. I sat in the back and got stuck in the wheel. He stood up and pedaled when he couldn’t move. I said in a hurry, "Dad, stop pedaling …" My father said, "It’s okay, Dad is energetic!

8. When I was a child, I often farted because my stomach was bad. One night, I slept at my grandmother’s house and suddenly farted for about three or four seconds. Then my grandmother told me to open the door quickly. Your uncle came back on a motorcycle.

9. One day, I saw an old man carrying a lot of things. I wanted to go up and help. I wanted to say, Grandpa, let me help you carry things, but I was very excited. I accidentally said it was an old thing, and Grandpa helped you carry it.

10. I went on a blind date some time ago. The girl was as beautiful as the photo. We had a good chat. Suddenly, the girl said shyly, Uncle, hasn’t your son come yet?

11. Grandma’s dog for ten years died, and she was very sad. In order to comfort grandma, I don’t know how to think, and I started barking at night. Later, grandma asked someone to perform an exorcism on me.

12. Mulan joined the army for her father. One day, she missed her mother so much that she embroidered her mother’s appearance on the cloth with a needle in the camp. When a soldier saw it, he said to Mulan, Show your mother?

13. One day, when my husband got on the plane, he quickly sent a short message to his wife saying: Wife, I boarded the plane. Soon I received a short message from my wife: "Long live my emperor! Long live my emperor!"

14. Kenny Lin’s younger brother is called Lin Cache, his younger sister is installed by Lin, and his older sister is downloaded by Lin.

15. I wanted to eat puffs today, but I found them squashed. My mother said I couldn’t eat them because he was a flat puff.

16. "What did I do wrong to come to this school?"

"You did the wrong question."

17. You can’t hide your love. Even if you hide in the closet, your husband will find you.

18. Going to find a place to have lunch, my friend happened to have an urgent need to urinate. Then he saw a family with a toilet and strode in. He pointed to the toilet among many diners and said, "There is a toilet here, so let’s eat here.

19. security diary: March 20, sunny, looking forward to you.

Say "good morning, Bao"

Instead of "good morning, security"

20. I’m in a bad mood, and I’m going to delete a few Wechat business to let them know that the road to starting a business is not smooth sailing.

21. I don’t even dare to wear a red scarf when I am fat, for fear that I will become like QQ.

22. We once had an English class, and the English teacher read a model essay. The class was quite quiet. When I read a sentence similar to Hi~Siri and then read on, suddenly a sentence floated out of the classroom: I don’t understand what you are saying.

23. The headmaster said that last year’s cleaning was a senior one, and this year it’s the turn of senior two.

24. Teacher: "Fish, you did so well in this exam, to be honest! Whose did you copy? " Fish: "Teacher, I copied mussels." Teacher: "You are awesome!"

25. Just arrived in Tik Tok, the blogger’s calligraphy is ugly. One comment said: Come and have a barbecue with me! I think you’re okay with the sauce.

26. One day I was having dinner when the light went out. It turned out to be a power failure. I wanted to finish my meal first, so I yanked two mouthfuls of rice and the sudden light came on. Is this the lesbian energy?

27. Xiaohong and Xiaoming meet in the school grove every day, and then they have a concussion together.

28. An American was in a hurry to urinate, so he became Jiang Guo.

29. Killing Matt Hadron died, and his mother’s white-haired people sent red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple people.

30. A chameleon was exhausted when crossing the zebra crossing.

He left his hometown that year, and the villagers never drank a well water again.

32. Xiaohong and Xiaoming fell in love, and the whole village came to salvage it.

33. On the day when Tang Priest first met Pig Man, Tang Priest said, "Bajie, run twice to show your teacher. After running, Pig Bajie asked, Master, do you want to test my physical strength? Tang Priest answered: I have never eaten pork for many years as a monk, and I just want to see pigs run.

34. Xiaoming ate Mapo tofu and was stabbed to death by Mapo.

35. I licked my finger, and then I was crying.

36. He bought it and made a dash for the door. Since then, there has been no door at home.

37. "Son, will you go home for dinner?" I said I’d be right back. As a result, my mother said to my father on the other end of the phone, "Husband, don’t feed the leftovers to the dog yet, and my son will go home for dinner."

38. One day, Piggy had a dream that she had become a sailor. Mother Piggy said, "Children, dreams are all the opposite." Sure enough, when the pig grows up, it becomes ham.

39. Buy horses in the east market, saddle tanning in the west market, bridle in the south market and whip in the north market. General: Ben Lan, are you disguised as a man? Mulan: How did you find it? General: Straight men don’t go to four markets in a row to buy this thing.

40. I took my boyfriend to the open-air dance floor to dance. He couldn’t jump and sat on the stool next to him eating melon seeds. Later, a girl walked up to him and extended her hand to invite him to dance. I saw with my own eyes that the idiot gave the woman a handful of melon seeds.


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