40 super funny jokes that make you laugh. Collect them quickly.

  1. A friend was drunk and took a taxi, holding his head, and said to the driver, Master, slow down, I am milk tea, and I am going to spill it.

2. "How to take a taxi at night?"

"Didi played it."

"Just say it, why did you sing it?"

3. The son asked his mother: Why can’t the flame of the candle stop? Mom said: Because this is the spirit boy.

I farted so loudly because I was wearing pants.

5. Xiaohong: Have you ever eaten booger? Xiaoming: Who eats that salty stuff?

6. Playing chess with Grandpa Park, the young man said to Grandpa, "Grandpa, your car is gone." Grandpa said, "no culture, right? This is called J."
The young man said, "Grandpa, your electric door is gone."

7. My father is a persistent person. He once rode a bicycle. I sat in the back and got stuck in the wheel. He stood up and pedaled when he couldn’t move. I said in a hurry, "Dad, stop pedaling …" My father said, "It’s okay, Dad is energetic!

8. When I was a child, I often farted because my stomach was bad. One night, I slept at my grandmother’s house and suddenly farted for about three or four seconds. Then my grandmother told me to open the door quickly. Your uncle came back on a motorcycle.

9. One day, I saw an old man carrying a lot of things. I wanted to go up and help. I wanted to say, Grandpa, let me help you carry things, but I was very excited. I accidentally said it was an old thing, and Grandpa helped you carry it.

10. I went on a blind date some time ago. The girl was as beautiful as the photo. We had a good chat. Suddenly, the girl said shyly, Uncle, hasn’t your son come yet?

11. Grandma’s dog for ten years died, and she was very sad. In order to comfort grandma, I don’t know how to think, and I started barking at night. Later, grandma asked someone to perform an exorcism on me.

12. Mulan joined the army for her father. One day, she missed her mother so much that she embroidered her mother’s appearance on the cloth with a needle in the camp. When a soldier saw it, he said to Mulan, Show your mother?

13. One day, when my husband got on the plane, he quickly sent a short message to his wife saying: Wife, I boarded the plane. Soon I received a short message from my wife: "Long live my emperor! Long live my emperor!"

14. Kenny Lin’s younger brother is called Lin Cache, his younger sister is installed by Lin, and his older sister is downloaded by Lin.

15. I wanted to eat puffs today, but I found them squashed. My mother said I couldn’t eat them because he was a flat puff.

16. "What did I do wrong to come to this school?"

"You did the wrong question."

17. You can’t hide your love. Even if you hide in the closet, your husband will find you.

18. Going to find a place to have lunch, my friend happened to have an urgent need to urinate. Then he saw a family with a toilet and strode in. He pointed to the toilet among many diners and said, "There is a toilet here, so let’s eat here.

19. security diary: March 20, sunny, looking forward to you.

Say "good morning, Bao"

Instead of "good morning, security"

20. I’m in a bad mood, and I’m going to delete a few Wechat business to let them know that the road to starting a business is not smooth sailing.

21. I don’t even dare to wear a red scarf when I am fat, for fear that I will become like QQ.

22. We once had an English class, and the English teacher read a model essay. The class was quite quiet. When I read a sentence similar to Hi~Siri and then read on, suddenly a sentence floated out of the classroom: I don’t understand what you are saying.

23. The headmaster said that last year’s cleaning was a senior one, and this year it’s the turn of senior two.

24. Teacher: "Fish, you did so well in this exam, to be honest! Whose did you copy? " Fish: "Teacher, I copied mussels." Teacher: "You are awesome!"

25. Just arrived in Tik Tok, the blogger’s calligraphy is ugly. One comment said: Come and have a barbecue with me! I think you’re okay with the sauce.

26. One day I was having dinner when the light went out. It turned out to be a power failure. I wanted to finish my meal first, so I yanked two mouthfuls of rice and the sudden light came on. Is this the lesbian energy?

27. Xiaohong and Xiaoming meet in the school grove every day, and then they have a concussion together.

28. An American was in a hurry to urinate, so he became Jiang Guo.

29. Killing Matt Hadron died, and his mother’s white-haired people sent red, orange, yellow, green, blue, blue and purple people.

30. A chameleon was exhausted when crossing the zebra crossing.

He left his hometown that year, and the villagers never drank a well water again.

32. Xiaohong and Xiaoming fell in love, and the whole village came to salvage it.

33. On the day when Tang Priest first met Pig Man, Tang Priest said, "Bajie, run twice to show your teacher. After running, Pig Bajie asked, Master, do you want to test my physical strength? Tang Priest answered: I have never eaten pork for many years as a monk, and I just want to see pigs run.

34. Xiaoming ate Mapo tofu and was stabbed to death by Mapo.

35. I licked my finger, and then I was crying.

36. He bought it and made a dash for the door. Since then, there has been no door at home.

37. "Son, will you go home for dinner?" I said I’d be right back. As a result, my mother said to my father on the other end of the phone, "Husband, don’t feed the leftovers to the dog yet, and my son will go home for dinner."

38. One day, Piggy had a dream that she had become a sailor. Mother Piggy said, "Children, dreams are all the opposite." Sure enough, when the pig grows up, it becomes ham.

39. Buy horses in the east market, saddle tanning in the west market, bridle in the south market and whip in the north market. General: Ben Lan, are you disguised as a man? Mulan: How did you find it? General: Straight men don’t go to four markets in a row to buy this thing.

40. I took my boyfriend to the open-air dance floor to dance. He couldn’t jump and sat on the stool next to him eating melon seeds. Later, a girl walked up to him and extended her hand to invite him to dance. I saw with my own eyes that the idiot gave the woman a handful of melon seeds.


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